Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Start Spreading the News (2020)

Catherine O'Hara: Moira Rose

Quotes 

• Moira Rose : May... may I just proclaim that I have rarely... never, I've never felt more buttress than I have in your company, dear gals. Not to flog a metaphor, but wolf pups are born blind and deaf, and in your care I have learned to see and hear the beauty of the bucolic. Oh, no. No, let's not turn this into a Hallmark movie of the week. I've done enough of those for a lifetime. Okay?

• Johnny Rose : Well, I suppose I should let you both know that there's been a slight change of plans. As you've heard, your mother is going back to work. And we'll be heading to California. Now, I've I made some calls, and I'll be setting up shop out west for the time being.

  Alexis Rose : Ooh, so it's just David and me going to New York then?

  David Rose : Um... I have something to say.

  Moira Rose : The wedding's off.

  David Rose : No. The wedding is not... Why would the wedding be off? Patrick found us a house.

  Alexis Rose : Okay, I don't know how we'd be able to afford a house.

  David Rose : The house is here. I think we're going to stay.

  Alexis Rose : What?

  Moira Rose : David, are sure you've given this sentencing adequate deliberation?

  David Rose : I just don't think I'm finished with this place. My business is here. My husband is here. And I'm just not ready to mess that up... just yet. I'm sorry I said I would share a place with you.

  Johnny Rose : So does this mean you'll be coming with us, Alexis?

  Alexis Rose : Um, no. I think it means that I'm gonna be flying solo to New York. I've done it before, and I can do it again.

  Moira Rose : You take that ember of independence and you keep it burning. Because you, my darling, are destined to be on fire!

  Johnny Rose : Well, I could not be more proud of my family than I am right now. And as much as I'll miss this... being together, at least I can go to sleep knowing we're all gonna be okay.

  David Rose : So when are you leaving?

  Moira Rose : September 3rd.

  David Rose : That's my wedding day!

  Moira Rose : And we're tied to the third?

  Johnny Rose : Oh Moira...

  David Rose : Am I tied to the third?

  Johnny Rose : Of course, you're getting married on the third, David! Moira, we can leave first thing the next morning.

  Moira Rose : Yes. We will, John. It's just worth noting that the lie-flat seats were only on the evening flight.

  Johnny Rose : Moira.

  Moira Rose : It's okay.

  David Rose : Unbelievable!

• Johnny Rose : Don't tell me you're having lunch with Bev after all this?

  Moira Rose : Imagine. No, I amputated those people long ago.