RocknRolla (2008)

Tom Hardy: Handsome Bob

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• Handsome Bob : Five years, you know, I don't know if I can handle it...

  One Two : I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay, or whatever it is you call it, I don't know. I mean, there's gonna be plenty of your lot in there. You'll probably love it.

  Handsome Bob : Oh, God...

  [pause] 

  One Two : What... what exactly is it that you... that you want to do to me, then, Bob?

• One Two : Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.

  Handsome Bob : What have I got to cheer up about? I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10 tomorrow night.

  One Two : Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay? So tonight is take-off time. And we have got a party planned for you, my man! We got a couple of grams of "hurry up" and four "Jack the Rippers". We've got the Harris twins, probably the most expensive escort girls ever to have escorted; got the night off from the Russians and they have been greased down just for the Bobski!

  [Handsome Bob rubs his eyes] 

  One Two : Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.

  Handsome Bob : It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just...

  One Two : What? It's just what?

  Handsome Bob : You wouldn't understand...

  One Two : Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair. I'd understand anything coming from you.

  Handsome Bob : Would you?

  One Two : Bob, you're my best mate.

  Handsome Bob : You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two.

  One Two : Okay.

  Handsome Bob : I want you.

  [One Two chuckles, but Handsome Bob remains serious] 

  One Two : Dirty bastard... You dirty bastard!

  [stops the car and gets out] 

• One Two : Let's go get those papers from your boyfriend. And drop me off on the way. I'm going back to bed.

  Handsome Bob : Can I come?

  [One Two slaps him] 

• One Two : Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them.

  Handsome Bob : I told you, you wouldn't understand!

  One Two : What, I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homo? You're Handsome Bob! You're Handsome Bob, the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are! Do you hear me, Bob? I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my fucking cock!