The Good Place (TV Series)
Mondays, Am I Right? (2020)
Fran Gillespie: Megan
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Quotes
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Megan : [watching Vicky's test for Tahani] Okay, so, like, her parents were the chainsaw bear... but instead of chopping off her head, they chopped off her self-esteem?
Vicky : Yes, Megan, good! Take what you know about them and then force them into moments of personal difficulty. Think of it as flattening the penises of their heart.
Steve : Oh! Now it makes sense!
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Megan : Why do we need a new system? Torture works. It's the way it's always been done.
Tahani Al-Jamil : With all due respect, "It's the way it's always been done" is an excuse that's been used for hundreds of years to justify racism, misogyny...
Steve : Exactly. See? This chick gets it.
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Megan : Anything?
Steve : Nope. Nobody knows squat.
Megan : What the Here is going on? We haven't had any new humans to torture in, like, a week. I miss it.
Steve : I know. I got so desperate this morning, I tried flattening an eggplant. It's just not the same.
Bad Janet : Hey, skin tags. Special meeting.
Steve : About what?
Megan : I don't know. Probably your dad's stinky sack.
Steve : [They all laugh] I hope it's not more sexual harassment training. We just did that, and I'm already so good at it.
