A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.
An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked.
A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull, a spurned lover gets trashed
A group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play.
A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point.
A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member.
A secretary won?t go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can?t take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers.
A country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up.
A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up; a Bachelorette takes a mouthful; a monk takes on a donkey; a gigolo goes gums up; a boy band hits rock bottom.
Self-liposuction goes wrong; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; Proctologist gets ended; Russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into brother; shapely party girl goes bust; nature lover tries CPR on roadkill.
A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed; two thrill-seekers lose their heads over piercings.
When two religious nuts hide in a grain silo, they ignite a match for light and spark a massive explosion due to the explosive nature of the grain dust.
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.
Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; Two nymphos get offed; Wanna be wrestler hits the mat; A mailman goes postal; A rocker gets high on his own supply.
A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.
A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the light; A peeper gets hammered; A skate boarder face plants; Corporate trainer takes a fall; A dummy gets offed in the woods.
Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out.
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Medieval England.
Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors; prohibition couple get shined.