Charmed (TV Series)

Curse Words (2020)

Sarah Jeffery: Maggie Vera

Quotes 

• Swan : Oh, my neck. What did I drink?

  Maggie Vera : Oh, you know, the usual. Wine, beer. Spirits.

  Jordan Chase : Come on, Swan. I'll drive you home, yeah?

  [pulling Swan to her feet] 

  Jordan Chase : Come on. Up, up, up, up, up. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

  [to Maggie] 

  Jordan Chase : Thank you for a... memorable birthday.

  Swan : I haven't been this sore since I tried Pilates.

• Jordan Chase : So... the curse isn't broken until...

  Maggie Vera : You balance the scales of justice. That was her direct quote.

  Jordan Chase : What does that mean?

  Maggie Vera : Well, she didn't say. I guess it's for you to figure out. I know it's a lot. Um... so it's okay if you have questions.

  Jordan Chase : What about flying broomsticks?

  Maggie Vera : It's not a thing.

  Jordan Chase : Pointy hats?

  Maggie Vera : Only on Halloween.

  Jordan Chase : Water.

  Maggie Vera : Good for drinking, not for melting.

  Jordan Chase : Witches and humans?

  Maggie Vera : What about them?

  Jordan Chase : Are they allowed to... fraternize?

  Maggie Vera : Uh... they can, but it's... it's complicated, and... it rarely works out.

  Jordan Chase : But they can be friends?

  Maggie Vera : They can.