Table for Three (2009) Poster

Jesse Bradford: Ryan

Quotes 

  • Scott : You guys are shit-faced.

    Ryan : [drunk]  How dare... you.

    Mary : That is silly. I am sober as a fucking judge.

  • Mary : Scott! We have a contract.

    Ryan : Don't make me put a Breathalyzer on that phone.

  • Mary : God damn it, Scott! No one wants to see it work out between you and Leslie more than Ryan and I. You are screwing it up!

    Scott : What am I screwing up?

    Ryan : You asked her to move in after two dates.

    Mary : Two!

    Ryan : Come on, man! Couldn't scare her away any faster if you told her if you were a Nazi sympathizer who's into fondling puppy balls!

    Mary : Or a chronic masturbater!

  • [Mary grabs Ryan's groin] 

    Scott : Mary, come on!

    Mary : Come on, what? Want me to act like it's no big deal that my man's at half-mast? It is a big deal!

    Scott : We're just having some guy time, all right? He'll just keep it in his pants.

    Ryan : [high-pitch voice]  Uh-huh.

    Scott : I promise.

    Ryan : And, um, if it's any consolation as you can see, I am completely flaccid now.

    Scott : We all are, Ryan. We all are.

  • Ryan : Friends don't let friends talk to exes drunk.

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