Who's Nailin' Paylin? (2008 Video) User Reviews

You betcha! This porn parody is indeed hot, but it's also really, really dumb.

[ironhorse_iv · 6/10 · 10 February 2017]

2008 was a crazy year for American Politics, as the nation's two party system was in boiled in a fierce fight to see, who will become the next President of the United States. In the democratic side, they had a then-unknown senator from Illinois, named Barack Obama fighting against the much season, Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton. In the Republican side, it was mostly smooth sailing for top contender, Senator John McCain of Arizona, as he quickly defeated most of his competition, during the early months of his campaign. It really did seem like, he might win the election. However, things were going to change, for the worst, in what can be call for some politician historians, as the biggest blunder of the McCain's presidential campaign, when he named then-nearly unknown, Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin as his running mate, before the Republican National Convention. It' here, where her outrageous personal life, policy positions, and political record came to light, and drew intense media scrutiny from both news outlets and late night entertainment to the point that she was often lampoon. So, it was no surprised that the porn industry would also jump on the bank wagon, by making a parody to be released, before election night. The only problem is that the porn parody was not funny. Don't get me wrong, Lisa Ann Corpora does a great job, mocking most of Palin's vocal mannerisms as the top star, even if she just mimicking, Tina Fey's impression of Sarah Palin from 'Saturday Night Live'. It just that, the dialogue that they gave her to say as Serra Paylin, were not even clever, nor well-crafted. It doesn't really explore, her bizarre beliefs, her reaction to the Bush Doctrine, or even the fact, that she was once Miss Alaska. All of this, could had been funny. Whatever, happen to the funny humor from yesteryear from Larry Flynt Publications. It's seems like they ran out of jokes with hilarious punchline. Even the story, seem paper-thin, as sex scenes just happens, with little rhythm or rhyme. From what I got, it's about adultery or something. Despite that, I do have to say, Hustler really does a great job, making Lisa Ann look the part, even if the other politic caricatures in the film, don't. One thing, I like about Lisa Ann, is how attractive, she is, despite having work done on her body. She's still one sexy mature, even if her big boobs are fake as hell. I just happy to see her back, after quitting porn in 1997, due to an AIDS scare. She really does make the movie directed by Jerome Tanner, somewhat watchable. The best scene in the movie is the opening threesome with some Russian guys (Sascha & Mike Blue), making fun of real-life Palin's statements about Russia. The only thing, that would have made this better, if one of the guy, were parodying Vladimir Putin. It seem like a lost opportunity to make fun on how tense, the US and Russia's relationship, has gotten with him, as the leader. Other ideas that would help this film, along would be, seeing her bang, a parody version of George W. Bush, Bill O'Reilly, John McCain, even Barack Obama, which they used for a later film. Instead, the second sex scene in the movie, felt forgettable, as an unnamed intern (Holly West) screw Paylin's unnamed husband, (Alec Knight) behind Serra's back. It doesn't help that Holly West looks like, the secondary Palin's lookalike, that they didn't used, and the 'backdoor politics' seem tame, compare to the opening scene. This brings us to the third sex scene in the movie, which is surprising, pretty lame as well, with Paylin seduces her husband's unnamed business partner, (Lee Stone) at their snowmobile dealership. It was a letdown, as it's just a normal sex scene. If anything, this should had been cut from the movie, along with the Bill O'Rally AKA Bill O'Reilly (Mike Horner) sequences that does nothing, but serve as annoying yelling filler. Thank Goodness, the next scene with Sindee Jennings as Young Serra Paylin & Evan Stone as the professor was surprising, very funny with both playing it over the top. Not only that, but Sindee Jennings was really cute, so the sex scene was really well done. The climax of the film was equally as memorable with a threesome lesbian scene with satirical versions of Hillary Clinton (Nina Hartley) & Condoleezza Rice (Jada Fire). The only problem, I have, against that scene is Jada Fire's annoying screaming and yelling and the fact that Nina Hartley never takes off, her garter belt in any of her movies, post 2000s. In the end, Lisa Ann would play Sarah Palin for six adult films following this; including three films in 2009 with 'Obama Is Nailin' Palin", 'Letterman's Nailin' Palin', 'You're Nailin' Palin', & one in 2010, "Hollywood's Nailin' Palin', and another in 2011's 'Who's Nailin' Palin 2.'. None of the sequels, would have received mainstream notice as this first movie. Overall: I have to say, for the majority of the porno flick that supposedly pokes fun at Sarah Palin. It didn't give much laughs. However, it did delivered on some of the sex scenes, they were going for. So in the end, I really can't recommended watching, but if you looking for something to get you off. Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin might do the trick.

Obama dream

[lastliberal · 9/10 · 4 November 2008]

I don't much care for porn. I can truthfully say that I find most of it boring. I bought The Da Vinci Load just to see what porn parody was like. As much as I enjoyed that, this film is just too good to miss.

It starts with Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin and two Russians. That was funny enough. Then, Holly West plays her intern who has a tryst with Serra's husband. Really good. Serra makes it with an environmentalist, and her old college prof (Evan Stone - Prof. Lee Teabag in The Da Vinci Load) as young Serra (Sindee Jennings), and Condi (Jada Fire) and Hillary (Nina Hartley) in a threesome.

But, the ultimate is the last chapter, called Obama Dream, where she is despondent over losing and he arrives on a horse to comfort her. It was fantastic!

Sarah/Serra Palin/Paylin takes care of it.

[warrior-21 · 10/10 · 7 November 2008]

This is the best adult parody, since Maddam's Family. The movie centers around the hopeful Republican Vice-President Sarah Palin. Hustler provides five scenes of parody goodness interlaced with parody. My only regret is that the last scene should have it went wild, held back. Who's Nailin Paylin? starts with an intro scene with her(Lisa Ann) and two Russians at her house. Dopey Dialogue is used in this scene to start it and throughout the movie. Next, Serra is receiving word help from her intern with no success, so Serra goes to sleep. Intern(Holly West) begins role play and back door policies with Serra's husband. Some O'Reilly parody is shown in the spaces between some scenes. Third scene starts with Serra laying completely naked, save for a Ms. Alaska banner covering her. She keeps mentioning skeletons in the closet and a memory of her and the Snow Mobile owner having fun. Serra remembers her days back in school learning about the world. The teacher shows a young Serra(Sindee Jennings) in tongues life. My previously mentioned O'Reilly scene starts now and is pretty funny although a little long. Mike Horner plays this non-sex scene very funny and this is a link to the fifth and final scene. How do you end a movie of political kitty, but with a press conference/speech opening. She mentions briefly all the former scenes showing the males and females watching it. After the press conference, the camera pans down to a lady pleasing Serra down south. It is none other than Nina Hartley playing Hilly/Hillary Clinton. Hilly asks why does she have to bi-partisan, she would rather be Bi. Lisa Ann/Serra gets the clue and goes behind the curtain to a backstage couch. The scene continues with kissing and clothes coming off, when suddenly Condi/Condilezza Rice(Jada Fire) interrupts the love. Serra and Hilly are worried, however their worries are set aside with her mentioning getting rid of her own sex video with Chaney, Bush, and others involved. They help her undress and disrobe themselves and kissing continues, toys are used, but no 69 or special lower kissing from Serra. Also no double fun or special rubbing, I thought O'Reilly was funny but was wasted time. The time from this scene and a director telling the females to let loose at the end was definitely needed. Definitely worth buying, sorry the previously mentioned Obama scene is not on the movie only on the Hustler site. Please Hustler make a sequel with more fun with the ladies or other adult sites make an all girl feature. Contact me companies if you need an idea for a script I have one, but it is an all-girl feature. My e-mail is [e-mail]

Bad? You betcha!

[shnizzedy · 2/10 · 22 November 2008]

Normally the seriously-bad-yet-somewhat-serious writing and acting is part of what makes a pornographic film funny. In this case, the writing attempts to be funny (but fails) and the acting attempts to be funny (but fails). This film is, unfortunately, not charming, nor particularly funny, and not at all coherent. Saying the scenes are barely related to each other is being generous, despite actual transition scenes! Ricky Gervais disinterestedly performed a reading of the script with Thandie Newton on The Graham Norton Show, and his reading was both more interesting than the film itself and more interested than I was when I saw the film. I admit, I fast-forwarded and skipped through the hardcore, dialog-free scenes, so perhaps the film has sexual merit. Artistic and literary merit, Who's Nailin' Paylin? has close to none.