iCarly (TV Series)

iRocked the Vote (2009)

Jerry Trainor: Spencer Shay

Quotes 

• Spencer Shay : I'm a terrible liar.

  Carly Shay : It's true. One time...

  Spencer Shay : Don't tell the story!

  Carly Shay : I'm telling the story! One time, we were gonna ride rollercoasters on a school day, and when Spencer came to get me, he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor and she said, "which one?" And Spencer said...

  Spencer Shay : Dr. Rollercoaster.

  Carly Shay : And guess what I didn't get to ride that day?

• Carly Shay : [about David Archuleta winning "American Sings"]  He won because of us.

  Freddie Benson : Well, we didn't do anything wrong. We like Archuleta, so we helped him win.

  Carly Shay : Yeah. I guess nobody got hurt.

  Spencer Shay : Except that poor guy you made lose.

• Spencer Shay : [to Carly]  Someone broke your yo-yo.

  Carly Shay : I think you need to go downstairs.

• Spencer Shay : Hey, look, I returned the movie. Well, I don't care what your records say. I know I returned it. When? Well, you know, like 10 years ago, on Thurs... Wednes... it was an afternoon. That's when... okay, I'm lying, I'm a dirty liar. These are the eyes of a liar.

• Wade Collins : I swear, you're all just a bunch of hob-knockers.

  Carly Shay : Hob-knockers?

  Wade Collins : I'm going down to get some yogg-urt.

  Carly Shay : Yogg-urt?

  Freddie Benson : Um, we're in the middle of shooting your music video.

  Wade Collins : No, you're all busy worshipping a filthy little beast. Ucch! Why are all Americans such idiots?

  [storms out of the room] 

  Spencer Shay : I thought we were hob-knockers.

• Spencer Shay : [to the video store clerk]  Wanna visit my summer home in Prague and meet my cousin, the Pope?

  [the video store clerk giggles] 

  Spencer Shay : Yeah, I knew you'd giggle.