iCarly (TV Series)

iMeet Fred (2009)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

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Quotes 

• Freddie : This whole thing is getting insane.

  Sam : Did you check and see if the Fred guy answered your e-mail?

  Carly Shay : I check every 10 minutes. Why won't he write back?

  Freddie : Because he's a jerk.

  Sam : You're the queen of the jerks!

  Freddie : Why pick on me?

  Sam : Two reasons: number one, I love it. Number two, this whole fight between iCarly and Fred is your fault.

  Freddie : I just said I didn't think his videos were all that funny. He's the one who overreacted and started this whole brouhaha.

  Sam : Brouhaha?

  Carly Shay : You can't say things like "brouhaha" and not expect people to hit you.

• Sam Puckett : Well, apparently Freddie's got his little anti-bacterial underpants in a bunch.

  Freddie : I stopped wearing antibacterial underpants and I'm entitled to my opinion.

• Sam Puckett : [about Spencer's magic meatball]  Looks like something my Aunt Maggie would cough up.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Sam Puckett : Well, she's a smoker.

• Fred Figglehorn : [Sad]  Hey. It's me. If you saw the last iCarly, then you heard Freddie Benson say he doesn't like my Fred videos...

  Freddie : [on a clip of the recent iCarly]  'Cause I don't think Fred is all that funny.

  Fred Figglehorn : [Angry]  Well, thank you for crushing my feelings. Now I'm not gonna post any more Fred videos ever again. Internet, I click you goodbye.

  [the computer screen turns to black and the words Goodbye From Fred appear] 

  Sam Puckett : [Also angry]  You see what you did? You killed Fred!

  [hurts Freddie and he groans] 

  Freddie : [after he was hurt by Sam]  I just gave my honest opinion!

• Sam Puckett : [to Carly]  Who texted you?

  Carly Shay : Gibby. He wants us to check out some website called neverwatchicarly.com.

  Sam Puckett : Well, that can't be good.

  Carly Shay : I know it can't be good!

  Freddie : Already on it.

  [as he types on the computer] 

  Freddie : neverwatchicarly.com.

  Carly Shay : [as she looks at the website]  Oh, man. Some guy started a whole website just to try to stop people from watching iCarly?

  Sam Puckett : [to Freddie]  All 'cause you irritated Fred.

  [injures Freddie; Freddie groans] 

  Carly Shay : Okay, let's not panic. How many people have signed up to support him?

  Freddie : [as he refreshes the website]  Um, a few hundred.

  Carly Shay : Okay. That's not so many.

  Freddie : Wait. I just refreshed the page. Now it's up to 3,000.

  Carly Shay : How many?

  Freddie : Refreshing. Yikes, 18,000.

  Sam Puckett : Are you sure?

  Freddie : Refreshing. 90...

  Carly Shay : Okay, why don't we stop refreshing? Unh!

• Sam Puckett : [about Lucas]  He's chuckling.

  Carly Shay : I see him chuckling. Why are you chuckling?

  Fred Figglehorn : 'Cause you guys are cute.

  Freddie : Cute?

  Fred Figglehorn : Yeah. I was never mad. I love "iCarly."

  Sam Puckett : But you said that Freddie hurt your feelings.

  Carly Shay : And that's why you stopped making your "Fred" videos.

  Fred Figglehorn : Come on. I'm not gonna stop making the "Fred" videos.

  Carly Shay : Okay. I get it. The real problem here is that you're insane!

  Fred Figglehorn : Am I?

  Carly Shay : Uh, pretty much, yeah.

  Freddie : Kind of psycho.

  Sam Puckett : Yep.

• Carly Shay : Until next time, stay in school,

  Sam Puckett : Recycle,

  Carly Shay : Pour milk on your parents,

  Sam Puckett : Hug a duck,

  Carly Shay : Eat a stick of butter,

  Sam Puckett : And shampoo a squirrel, goodbye!