One Tree Hill (TV Series)

Anyone Who Had a Heart (2012)

Austin Nichols: Julian Baker

Quotes 

• Brooke Davis Baker : Oh my god! I'm gonna stab out my eyes! How do you unsee something?

  Julian Baker : What happened?

  Brooke Davis Baker : I just walked in on my parents... having sex.

  Julian Baker : What? I thought your parents hated each other?

  Brooke Davis Baker : They do!... Oh my god. It was foreplay for hate sex. Oh, gross! This is a nightmare! You can't poke your minds eye out.

  Julian Baker : Do they even realize they've ruined another company of yours?

  Brooke Davis Baker : Of course not. Let's recap. My dad screws me over, my mom screws me up, at which point they start screwing each other, and now I give up!

• Ted Davis : [opens hotel room door]  Julian, would you like some coffee?

  Julian Baker : No, I wouldn't. I came here to tell you that how you've treated Brooke is unacceptable.

  Ted Davis : I see.

  Julian Baker : As her husband and the father of her kids, I'm not gonna let anyone- - not even her father- -put her in a corner. And just because I referenced "Dirty Dancing" doesn't mean I'm not serious right now.

  Ted Davis : Are you sure you don't want some coffee?

  Julian Baker : No coffee. I don't want coffee. What I want is for you to wake up and fix things with your daughter. She gave you your 3,000 chance to be a decent dad, and you blew it... again.

  Ted Davis : Anything else?

  Julian Baker : Yeah, one thing. What kind of guy tells his 15 year old daughter, who's about to go to a dance, that her dress makes her look thick?... .. If you want to know the answer, it rhymes with 'thick'.

  [starts to walk out of the hotel room, stops at the door] 

  Julian Baker : It's dick, Ted... you're a dick. You should be ashamed of yourself.