The Expendables 3 (2014)
Sylvester Stallone: Barney Ross
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Quotes
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Barney Ross : Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo : But it's only June...
Barney Ross : Galgo, get out of the seat!
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Barney Ross : [watching Luna fight] I could do that.
Bonaparte : You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?
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[from trailer]
Barney Ross : [after Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?
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[last lines]
Lee Christmas : You look like a proud, demented father.
Barney Ross : You could've skipped the demented part.
Lee Christmas : That was a compliment.
[Barney and Lee laugh and fist-bump each other]
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Barney Ross : [Barney prepares to rescue the young team when Galgo suddenly appears] How in the hell did you find me?
Galgo : I... peop... people talk, I hear things. You got a mission, I can help. My name is Galgo. Let me fill you in. I am good - very good. At warfare, you know, with memory. Afraid of nothing. I want to be your friend.
Barney Ross : I don't need a friend.
Galgo : Yes, you do. Everybody does. You know, I don't have any friends. That is why I know. But besides by friendship issues, what I really need now is something to do. Well... not just anything, but... what I was BORN to do.
Barney Ross : Best bet, this is a one-way trip.
Galgo : Excuse me, sir, but one-way trip is better than no-way. Which is the way I live now.
Barney Ross : [pauses briefly] Help me with the crate.
Galgo : [Barney turns away; Galgo does excited happy dance. Barney turns back; Galgo calms down quick] Sir.
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Barney Ross : What happened to Church?
Drummer : You don't have to worry about Church any more. He's out of the picture.
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Barney Ross : [Bonaparte is flying a plane to the next recruit] Hey, did you turn off the auto-pilot?
Bonaparte : I didn't touch the auto-pilot.
Barney Ross : [sees Bonaparte drinking] Give me the booze. Are we off course?
Bonaparte : Where in the hell are we? Here, hang on a second.
Bonaparte : [looks outside] Is that... is that the big dipper? Yeah, we gotta turn around.
Barney Ross : [deadpan] Wow...
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Stonebanks : [after being shot by Barney] You motherfucker... What about the Hague?
Barney Ross : [shoots and kills Stonebanks] I am the Hague.
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Barney Ross : I missed you, Christmas.
Lee Christmas : I missed you too, you demented bastard.
Barney Ross : You could've left out the demented part.
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Barney Ross : [at a nightclub] Where is the candidate?
Bonaparte : [points at Luna] Right there in the red dress, about to chop those guys in half.
Barney Ross : [Luna approaches drunk patrons fighting] The hostess?
Bonaparte : Not the hostess, she's the bouncer.
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Stonebanks : [after Barney punches him] Woah, ha ha! Good morning. Are these your students? Hey, what happened to the old crew? Oh, that's right. They stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got fatally injured. Now they're The Deleteables. Hey, you hear that kids? Take note - that's what you are right now.
Smilee : [to Barney] You want me to shut his mouth?
Stonebanks : You're talking pretty tough for a guy that incapacitated, which is good for you.
Smilee : Is it?
Stonebanks : Why don't you cut me loose, I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart. Hey Barn, why don't the two of us just end this. What do you say? Mix it up, you snapping my spine or me snapping yours. You know, make it snappy.
Stonebanks : [Barney keeps staring] He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking. You should see me when I'm angry. You'd be very impressed. And very dead. So come on pal. Anything you want to get off your chest? Come on, lay it out. I'm a good listener. You're going to take me back to the Has-been-crew, carve me up around a fire. Very tribal.
Barney Ross : [snarls] When we stop, I'm gonna break every bone in your body and drop what's left at The Hague.
Stonebanks : [laughing] The Hague! Well, I fucking made the big time! I'm a war criminal!
Barney Ross : Keep laughing.
Stonebanks : [stops laughing] Do you think that you can just deliver me, like a package? We were close once. See, we started this whole Expendables thing together. See, I got the markers.
Stonebanks : [shows his 'Expendable' tattoos] A bit faded but, we had a falling out.
Barney Ross : You went dark.
Stonebanks : It's a dark business, Barney, don't pretend you're not in it! The baddest survive, those are the rules. I didn't make them up! You see, Barney here was content to work for the small-end money, as an employee. But being a boss is more lucrative, but that is a concept that somehow eluded you. Plus, you had that pesky moral conscience. God, that stuff gets in the way! He thinks he's the good guy!
Barney Ross : Keep talking while you can.
Stonebanks : Sure, you got a conscience that makes you weak. Success, real success, is being willing to do the things that other people are not.
Barney Ross : Not everyone is as sick as you.
Stonebanks : Oh, but you are! You kill anyone today, Barn? Blow any shit up? How about you kids, kill anyone? Before you all start grabbing bricks and stoning me at The Hague. You might want to check your own hands for blood. Ah, but I digress, where was I? Yes, business is booming right? A chopper here, a missile there, guns, whatever. When suddenly a competitor - if you can call Uncle Sam a competitor - hires my own team, Barney and the whole gang to whack me. Things got ugly real fast, and a lot of people got real dead. Three former brothers in arms.
Barney Ross : [angry] You shut your mouth!
Stonebanks : [furious] Three expendables, our brothers, men we ate with, fought with, bled with, DEAD! He puts three slugs into my chest. Thank God for body armor, even I thought I was dead. Then he boogies out with the casualties, all dead because you couldn't stay out of my business!
Barney Ross : [attacks Stonebanks and aims a gun at his head while Smilee and Thorn restrain him] Shut your mouth!
Stonebanks : Go on, do it! Go on!
Smilee : That's what he wants.
Stonebanks : [Barney begrudgingly released him] It's hard to fathom, I can't believe you forgot.
Barney Ross : What?
Stonebanks : That it's hard to be an enemy when you're living inside your own head. So you tie me up like an animal, leave me to the slaughter, you humiliate me, disgrace me. Now, when the time comes to kill you - and it will - I will not use a weapon, I will use my hands, because I want you to feel the way I feel right now. Since we were brothers.
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Luna : You know, if you were 30 years younger...
Barney Ross : I'd be afraid of you.
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Barney Ross : So, you're with Trench now?
Yin Yang : Yeah, he pay me more money!
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Barney Ross : You know, it's very hard for me to say this, but at one time, you guys were the best. Maybe still are. But nothing lasts forever. Hard as it is to hear, we aren't the future any more. Unfortunately for us, we're part of the past.
Lee Christmas : You, uh, you done swingin' with us?
Barney Ross : As I see it, if we keep this life up, the only way this thing ends, for all of us, is in a hole in the ground, and no one giving a shit. Now if that's the way I'm supposed to go out, I can live with that. For me. But what I can't live with - and won't live with - is taking you with me.
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Barney Ross : [sees Stonebanks]
Barney Ross : It can't be...
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Barney Ross : Great to have you back.
Doc : No better place to be.
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Barney Ross : [breaking up an argument between the younger and older Expendables] This is not an accident that we're trapped in here! This is exactly what he knew would happen, us tearing at each other! This stops now! We can do this, but only if we do this together. If we work as a team. We just may get out of this alive. Now do you want to make this work? That simple.
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Barney Ross : If you're looking to go the family route, this is the wrong job for you.
Luna : There are different kinds of family. When my life is on the line, that's my family fighting with me.
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Barney Ross : And you, I thought you retired.
Trench : I lied.
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Barney Ross : [breaking up an argument between the older and younger Expendables] It's not an accident that we're trapped in here! This is exactly what he knew would happen, us tearing at each other! This stops now! We can do this, but only if we do this together. If we work as a team, we just may get out of this alive.
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Barney Ross : [breaking up an argument between the older and younger Expendables] It's not an accident that we're trapped in here! This is exactly what he knew would happen, us tearing at each other! This stops now! We can do this, but only if we do this together. If we work as a team, we just may get out of this alive. Now, do you wanna make it work? That simple.
Smilee : You got any weapons?
