Joe Walker: Prince Achmed, Past Royal Vizier, Ensemble
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Quotes
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Prince Achmed : It is I that will be doing the fucking today!
Tall Soldier : That's right, bring Achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt.
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Prince Achmed : I did not fuck a tiger! One was set upon me! That darn cat tore right through the seat of my pants and grabbed a hold of my woody.
Sensitive Soldier , Small Soldier , Tall Soldier : Tiger fucker, tiger fucker!
Prince Achmed : No, no, no, my Woody! Look!
[pulls out a Woody doll]
Prince Achmed : His arm is all fucked up. And now... now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!
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Ja'far : You must forgive our princess, she is youthful, but... well meaning.
Prince Achmed : [scoffs] Do not feed me a shit and call it couscous, Ja'far.
