Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Gets a Job! (2015)

Bill Cwikowski: Ray

Quotes 

• Ray : No way, man, I can't give you your security deposit back. There's all kinds of wear on this thing.

  Titus Andromedon : That is ridiculous. I treated this suit like a beautiful lady. Which is to say, I did not touch it.

  Ray : I'll take it off your hands. But you're not getting your deposit back.

  Titus Andromedon : Unacceptable! I need that money to pursue my dream of stardom!

  Ray : That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. And I have sex with these costumes at night.

• Titus Andromedon : Open the register, Ray! Time to make like a dwarf at a jukebox and pay up.

  Ray : Really? Am I supposed to be afraid of a Hello Kitty and a Cookie Monster?

  Titus Andromedon : No. But that's not what they are. They're an Aloha Cat and a Treat Creature. And I'm not Iron Man, I'm Metal Hero Friend. None of us are licensed, and by renting these costumes, you're infringing on the intellectual property of the Children's Television Workshop, Marvel Comics, Walt Disney, and Japan PervCo.