Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Is Bad at Math! (2015)

Jason Kravits: Gary Dubbin

Quotes 

• [Jacqueline is at her lawyer's office going over the terms of her divorce from Julian] 

  Gary Dubbin : So, Julian agrees to cede primary custody, but he gets weekends and holidays.

  Jacqueline Voorhees : But that's not fair to Vera! Housekeepers need structure and stability.

  Gary Dubbin : Sorry, but this prenup is pretty ironclad. The good news is, you never violated the infidelity clause.

  Jacqueline Voorhees : But Julian did.

  Gary Dubbin : Unfortunately, it only pertained to you. Pursuant to the codicil, paragraph three, Mr. Voorhees retained the right to "stick it wherever."