Master of None (TV Series)
Plan B (2015)
Aziz Ansari: Dev
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Quotes
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Dev : Uh, Alex is here buying some gifts for her baby.
Arnold : Oh, really? What's the name of that cutie?
Alex : Lucien.
Arnold : Lucien? You named your baby Lucien?
Alex : I did. Yes.
Arnold : That's my lizard's name. What a small world. He passed away recently. He was run over by an ice cream truck.
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Dev : I got a buddy, this guy Donald, him and his girlfriend were having sex, same situation. She got pregnant. Now they got a kid. His name's Samson.
Lila : Well, that seems anecdotal.
Dev : No, no. I *know* this guy. He's a friend of mine.
Lila : That's what anecdotal means. You take one example, and you apply it to everything else.
Dev : Oh, then *that's* anecdotal.
Lila : Yeah.
Dev : I was confusing it with urban legend.
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Denise : Dev, you want kids?
Dev : Part of me is like, "Yeah." It could be an amazing human experience.
Denise : True, true.
Dev : But then part of me's like, "All right, later tonight, I want to get some pasta." Now, if I have a kid, I can't go. I got to scramble to find a sitter or something.
Dev : What if I don't find a sitter, huh? Then what? What, I'm not eating the pasta?
Denise : That sounds horrible.
Arnold : That said, I *do* know some parents who still eat pasta.
Dev : Yeah, they're eating their little kids' SpaghettiOs. They ain't housing that fresh gnocchi.
