Master of None (TV Series)

Plan B (2015)

Lena Waithe: Denise

Quotes 

• Denise : Dev, you want kids?

  Dev : Part of me is like, "Yeah." It could be an amazing human experience.

  Denise : True, true.

  Dev : But then part of me's like, "All right, later tonight, I want to get some pasta." Now, if I have a kid, I can't go. I got to scramble to find a sitter or something.

  Dev : What if I don't find a sitter, huh? Then what? What, I'm not eating the pasta?

  Denise : That sounds horrible.

  Arnold : That said, I *do* know some parents who still eat pasta.

  Dev : Yeah, they're eating their little kids' SpaghettiOs. They ain't housing that fresh gnocchi.