Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Ascension (2016)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Phil Coulson : Now all we have to do is decide who goes and who stays to hold off a wave of primates and Hive the Terrible.

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Well, I'd like to be in the fight.

  [wields shotgun-axe] 

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Built this damn thing for a reason.

• Hive : I'll shed this host and take you, and march down to announce to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that I finally succeeded in defeating the great Alveus. The day is won. No need to remain concealed in the shadows.

  Phil Coulson : Yeah, you sound just like me.

• Phil Coulson : I'm just a distraction.

  [Hive attempts to attack Phil Coulson but discovers he is just a hologram] 

  Phil Coulson : I said I was willing to die, sure, but I certainly don't want to. I picked up this little move from my misguided buddy Blake. Figured I could get an egomaniac who'd been alone for 1,000 years to chat.

  [Hive finds the projector of the hologram] 

  Phil Coulson : Plus, I always wanted to do this.

  [leans forward with his hand out] 

  Phil Coulson : 'Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only' -

  [hologram cuts out] 

• Holden Radcliffe : It's not a hunch; it's science!

  [He says, as he heads out into the hallway to prove his point. Which he does] 

  Phil Coulson : You better follow him.

  [Turning to the rest of the team and sighing] 

  Phil Coulson : He has no idea where he's going.

• Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : [after Coulson has stated that he is going solo on the mission]  If May were here...

  Phil Coulson : She'd give me a very dirty look, yeah.

  [He acknowledges, but heads out anyway]