The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (TV Series)

Tracy Morgan/Julianne Hough/Hank Williams Jr. (2016)

Tracy Morgan: Self

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• Tracy Morgan : [Referring to recovering from his 2014 traffic incident]  don't call it "a comeback"

  Self - Host : No, no, no

  Tracy Morgan : I've been here for years

  Self - Host : A year

  Tracy Morgan : Hey Jimbo, I want to thank you man, I want to congratulate you rather, I heard you're beating David Letterman in the ratings

  Self - Host : Thank you very much, I appreciate that, yeah we're excited about that

  Tracy Morgan : [Responding to an audience's comment]  his not here no more?

  Self - Host : [Referring to Letterman's retirement]  I'll tell you later

  Tracy Morgan : [Eventually slumps down in his chair imitating when he was in a coma]  I like that dude. I'm going back in a coma

  Self - Host : [Patting Morgan's left arm]  no, no, don't go back

  Tracy Morgan : I'm going back Jim

  Self - Host : Don't do it, we're happy to have you here and it must be weird coming back from the coma, and you come out and things are different

  Tracy Morgan : [Eventually slumps down in his chair imitating when he was in a coma]  yeah things are different: Donald Trump is leading in the polls. I'm going back

  Self - Host : Don't go back, it's fine we're going to be ok

  Tracy Morgan : [Sits up straight]  alright

  Self - Host : Have you seen the new Star Wars movie?

  Tracy Morgan : Yeah things are different: wait hold up, only one black dude in the entire galaxy?

  Self - Host : I didn't write it

  Tracy Morgan : I'm pissed off man that was Lando Calrissian's nephew. He pulled some strings to him in the cadets

  Self - Host : I didn't know that

  Tracy Morgan : Yeah he got him doing a crappy job, he left a good union job as a Stormtrooper. I tried to get him an application for sanitation

  Self - Host : That's a good job

  Tracy Morgan : I'm going to tell you something man:Chewbacca's not good man. His behind in his child support payments right now

  Self - Host : What're you talking about? Chewbacca doesn't have any... .

  Tracy Morgan : Everybody knows Chewbacca's in rehab right now

  Self - Host : No, Chewbacca's not like that

  Tracy Morgan : These are things I wanted to get off my chest since I got out the coma

  Self - Host : What's wrong with Chewbacca?

  Tracy Morgan : [Referring to Creed, the another new movie he watched]  Balboa lost that second fight. Apollo Creed carried that bum for fifteen rounds and two movies.

  Self - Host : Alright, I've got to watch the tape

  Self - Host : I was watching a lot of TV during that whole "drama"

  Tracy Morgan : [Eventually referring to the electronic toll collection system]  and I watched The Godfather one hundred and fifty times, let me tell you something: Sonny would've lived if they had E-ZPass.