Porta dos Fundos: Contrato Vitalício (2016) User Reviews

Lots of boring pointless Leftism.

[viclulucat · 1 July 2016]

How boring movie! It never ends! Fabio is not a convincing actor! He must study hard to stop being an amateur (which may compensate for the absence of talent). An annoyance, a total failure! Framework, lights, costumes, scenery, even the soundtrack totally don't work well! It demonstrates how the industry of Brazilian cinema is getting decadent. Plot without rhyme or reason! constant and successive chronological failures! Dialogues occur gibberish, bad jokes, absurdly silly scenes! Without the political shortcuts of the Ministry of culture that everyone knows it is hard to believe that this don't should give a loss! The Brazilian filmmakers have much to learn from Indian cinema if they want to evolve.

What a disappointment, very bad movie, Brazilian films need to get back to doing at least 10 good movies a year now make at most 3.

[miguelneto-74936 · 1/10 · 30 September 2016]

Porta dos Fundos: Contrato Vitalício is a film of a Brazilian group called Back Door, I never watched, the more I know of the existence, I have been watching Back Door: Lifetime Contract thinking I would enjoy myself, how I was wrong, it is a the worst 2016 films, and one of the worst already Brazilian films made, the cast is OK, more the acting is very weak, the actor Fabio Porchat may be the one who makes an acceptable operation, the direction is very weak, the film ta far from being funny, I do not gave no laughter in the film, the script is bad, the film had potential, most unfortunately is horrible, the Funds Port: Lifetime Contract is one of the worst Brazilian films already made, I do not recommend. Note 1,0

Péssimo

[rodolphovictordalmo · 1/10 · 14 January 2017]

I'm in love with the Porta dos Fundos. The film, before it debuts, It reminded me of Monty Python. I did not live the English troupe, but I love the skits and the movies are great. I thought I'd have the same with Contrato Vitalício, but it was the biggest disappointment of my life in theaters. Few things make me laugh, and the Fund Gate channel is one of those things I'm addicted to. The movie is not funny, it does not even come close to the channel's worst video. I would not recommend it to anyone, quite the opposite. I do not miss the opportunity to talk so much that this movie sucks. I wanted my movie money back when I left the room. I hope one day, the Porta will do something really decent, that will make my eyes shine like in Bryan's Life.

Forget this film out of respect to Christians!

[vcalcasola · 1/10 · 15 December 2019]

To the film makers, You should learn from Martín Scorsese that making blasphemous films related to Jesus is only going to make you go bankrupt and you and all your film crew loose respect and in this day and age it's not funny any more. If you want respect for your work you have to show respect first.

fundamentalist bolsonarists campaign against diversity

[dicriap · 10/10 · 23 June 2020]

Its got lots of puns, so its more easily appreciated by Brazilians or people who understand Portuguese well.

the other three reviewers are probably fundamentalist evangelics or bolsonarists - that's why they dislike the movie.