Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

Columbia (2017)

Ace Marrero: Eric Cortez

Quotes 

• Eric Cortez : [arriving at the Lincoln Memorial]  Any terrorist groups claim responsibility?

  Diana Thomas : None so far.

  Eric Cortez : Could be just vandalism. Tweakers gone wild, that sort of thing.

  [entering the building, they see the statue of Lincoln is missing its head] 

  Eric Cortez : Holy crap.

  Diana Thomas : Yeah. Don't think tweakers did this.

• Diana Thomas : He just wasn't my type.

  Eric Cortez : Shocker.

  Diana Thomas : He was nice. I mean, he was... he was cute, but it... it just... it...

  Eric Cortez : Wasn't gonna work.

  Diana Thomas : Not gonna work. Ugh. Hey, you did not tell me that he was a vegan, one of the judgy ones. And he hummed Katy Perry, non-ironically.

  Eric Cortez : So he's healthy. And Katy's awesome.

  Diana Thomas : No. No, no, no. No good music was written after 1984. "Purple Rain", that's it. Even my daughter knows that.

  Eric Cortez : You brainwashed her. It's the same reason she thinks Jordan is better than LeBron.

  Diana Thomas : When it comes time, she's gonna know not to date anyone who doesn't eat steak.

  Eric Cortez : That's your priority, red meat and oldies?

  Diana Thomas : Girl's gotta have standards.