Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

Columbia (2017)

Jerry MacKinnon: Jake Wells

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• Jake Wells : You said you weren't gonna set things off anymore.

  Alex Norwood : I said I wouldn't set things off while you were in the room. You weren't in the room. You weren't in the room.

  Jake Wells : Is that the microwave?

  Alex Norwood : Yeah. I wanted to see how that new Mayan artifact would react to non-ionizing radiation. Turns out, not well.

• Ichabod Crane : Those who ignore history are doomed to... die by its bloody, hideous claws.

  Jake Wells : I don't think that's how the saying goes.

• Jake Wells : You're saying someone decapitated the Lincoln Memorial to release this demon?

  Alex Norwood : That statue is made of white Georgian marble. You need Primacord to blast the head off, but there were no signs of explosives.

  Ichabod Crane : The head must have been removed by supernatural means. A focused hex on the weakest point. The neck.

  Diana Thomas : Sure know a lot about decapitation.

  Ichabod Crane : I've had some experience in the matter.

• Alex Norwood : Will you pass me the ammo?

  Jake Wells : These are literally magic bullets.

  Alex Norwood : Yeah. If you believe that book you copied those symbols from.

  Jake Wells : "Mystical Metallurgy"? Yeah, I've looked at that text a dozen times, but now it's a whole new resource.

  Alex Norwood : You got to admit that this is weird, even for you.

  Jake Wells : Look, all I know is, my whole life, I believed that there was something bigger out there, okay? Something beyond what everyone knew. And now I find out it's all true.

  Alex Norwood : Do you know what I believe in? Things that you can touch. Things that you can take apart and then put back together again.

  Jake Wells : It's a big world, Alex, and it just got a little bit bigger.

  Alex Norwood : Remind me to punch you even harder than I usually do, please.