Charlie the Backstabber ran away from the Morgy Convoy and is at a somewhat fortified synagogue with the lone Jewish Rabbi. Just a recap. Charlie is the Backstabber because she was a spy for the Vultures, causing the destruction of Madison's Diamond and literally killed Nick. Nick who? Madison who? No worries, Charlie is born again now. But that does not exempt her from being dumb. She's tired of driving around aimlessly so she runs away on her own to find a new home without telling anybody. Simply, dumb.
The rabbi is keeping his zombie congregation in another building. Think Herschel and the Barn. Think the coward loser Father Gabriel, not so Father, Father.
The convoy is now lead by Nurse June/Naomi while Morgy, Alycia, Al, and Vic are out trying to "Help" people. At least we don't get to see another dumb speech from Morgy. June, Cowboy John, Scarface Dwight and Truckes converse. What happened to Daniel, Broken hearted Radiation Lady Grace thrown into the gutter by Morgy, or the Radiation Kids. Scarface tells them 1 person is missing. There's only 36 of them, and he doesn't recall Backstab. Take a look at Scarface's haircut and shave. Please laugh!
Anywho, we get a conversation with June, Cowboy, Scarface and Truckes. A mix match of non-accents, conglomeration of South African/Icelandic and Dixie. Please laugh!
So, the rabbi runs out of battery to light his idol, even though he lost his faith in God. At this point Backstab decides to walky the convoy, not to let them that she's safe and that she's dumb as a rock, but to bring a battery. The Cowboy Couple come to the rescue, the rabbi's zombie congregation surround the temple. Who could have seen this coming? Oy vey. Please laugh!
Now Backstab, rabbi and the Cowboy Couple are on the roof. Cowboy's not so bright idea? Use a ladder to jump cars to get to Al's sway van. What could go wrong? This scene is so dumb. Of course the ladder is lost, and the Cowboy Couple are stuck on top of a car surrounded by zombies. What follows is on top of the roof Backstab and rabbi have a tearful chat, while the Couple are stuck! Please laugh! They decide to sacrifice the synagogue by drawing the zombies away from the Cowfolk.
While this is going on Truckes and Scraface share a romantic beer while on guard duty on top of the truck. Maybe not such a good idea getting drunk while you're supposed to protect your flock. The convoy is setup like Circle the Wagons. Oy Vey.
They spot Logan's team. Rather than fighting and killing them all, they run way. Again. What happened to Daniel, Wheelchair, Grace and the Radiation Kids. All they have to do is get Grace or the Kids to go touch Logan's men and they would be dead meat. Chemical Warfare. Dracula to Slayer! There's over 30 of them. They must have weapons. But they decide to take off. Forgetaboutit.
They radio the Cowboy Couple for help. Then they run out of gas. Logans' men look at them. And in a very tense moment when we may see the demise of Scarface and Truckes, (No just kidding) Cowboy Couple, Backstab and Rabbi come to the rescue.
Logan and his team have found the gas reserve. The chase was a decoy. There's nothing here folks. Even the comedy is unintended and difficult.
A couple of episodes earlier I had an idea that the best thing they could do is have Dwight secretly rebel against Morgy's dumb pacifism and go on a Rambo/Bronson/Kill Them All - Metallica Vigilantly killing spree and go kill Logan and his pestilence. Maybe if our "writers" have any brain cells at all they will go in this direction. Otherwise, what we have is just watching a bunch of dumb characters. Shalom.
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