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8/10
One of the best Jess Franco efforts of the 80s
27 April 2024
One of my favorite Jess Franco movies of the 1980s, "La Mansión De Los Muertos Vivientes" is not for every audience. Actually, if you are not inititiated yet in the filmmaker's very unusual and personal style, the film may result annoying and boring. Nevertheless, after getting Jess' point, we discover a small masterpiece, a fascinating journey into the perverse and cynical mind of the most iconoclast Spanish auteur.

Don't create false expectations based on the title. There is no mansion here, but a seaside hotel, and the "living dead" have nothing to do with the flesh eaters popularized by George Romero. They are more similar to the blind dead of Amando De Ossorio. Weather the title was chosen by Jess himself or imposed by the producers is anyone's guess.

The plot is about four German topless waitresses (played by Lina Romay, Mabel Escano, Mari Carmen Nieto and Elisa Vela) who decide to spend a vacation in a Spanish luxury hotel. Things get weird when they discover the place deserted, except for two bizarre staff members. With no man available to satisfy their sexual needs, the four horny girls enjoy some lesbian fun, but soon one by one is victim of an old curse that haunts the place...

This being a typical Jess Franco film, we can't expect a conventional approach of the cinematic grammar. Absurds situations abound in the script, but the director never seemed concerned with realism, an attitude that find technical correspondence in his obsession for ultra slow pacing and overuse of zoom lens, creating something like an alternative dreamlike dimension. Contrary to how they are depicted in most movies, dreams usually are full of illogic details, and it is precisely that distortion of reality, so typical of dreams, that sets the tone of works like this. We can't watch it under the rules of plausibility, otherwise the desillusion will be inevitable. Instead, we need to face it like a dream of its creator.

At first, one can see as "script flaws' facts like the girls wandering through the halls of the hotel naked, not afraid of being catched, or the fact that Lina's character doesn't find strange that the employee in charge of the excursionist sector is the same guy responsible for the hotel reception. However, during our dreams, we "experiece" absurd facts like if they were totally normal, right? The events narrated here seem the product of someone's dream, but we don't see any character sleeping or awakening to justify that. It is like if the audience or the filmmaker himself were dreaming them. And mesmerized by the extraordinary mise-en-scène, we let ourselves be carried along without resistance.

Jess' lack of interest in conventionalism not even respects the rules of cinematic genres. The movie starts as a sex comedy, but gradually assumes a dark path, breaking or playing with our expectations. The almost total absence of music was a great choice, not only because it increases the uncanny atmosphere, but also because the same Daniel White cues repeated over and over in the projects of the period get on the nerves sometimes.

In terms of sexual content, the film offers a lot of nudity and lesbian sex, shot without reserves by Jess' voyeuristic lens, and the viewers only interested in horror will need some patience or a fast forward button to skip the many erotic interludes.

In the cast, besides the four protagonists, there is a very disturbing role played by the excellent Eva León, as a sex slave chained in one of the hotel rooms. Her mix of genuine affliction and sado-maso pleasure is perfotmed in a so convincing way that makes us feel for her pity and repulsion at the same time. Lina and Mabel, as usual, bring extraordinary performances as well, while Mari Carmen Nieto and Elisa Vela are just acceptable.

Perfectly photographed, "La Mansión De Los Muertos Vivientes" shows all the excellency of Jess Franco in creating eerie atmosphere with no money.
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10/10
Underrated masterpiece.
10 April 2024
Seventh film of Jorge Grau that I watched, and it only confirmed he is one of my favorite filmmakers, a great auteur who, for some weird reason, has not received the attention he deserves.

Based on a work of Guy de Maupassant, the film is a breathtaking psychological thriller with one of the most intelligent plot twist I ever saw. Fernando Rey is superb as a magistrate that believes in death penalty as a way of protecting society. He is a troubled marriage, and his wife (played by the excellent Marisa Mell) is having an affair with a writer who opposes to Rey's vision and is determined to prove his thesis in a new book. Strange murders that imitate the ones committed by the criminals condemned to death by the magistrate starts to happen, and an investigation takes place. But, nothing is what seems in this sordid story written by Grau and Juan Tébar, and I can't reveal more to avoid spoilers.

Be careful with the title given to it in the USA, "Violent Blood Bath". Fans of gore may be seduced by this misleading title, and the fact IMDb puts "horror" as one of its genre doesn't help. There is no blood bath here, and the murders all occur off screen. This is the kind of movie where what matters is the character development, and it excells in this department.

Impecably shot, photographed, edited and scored, "Pena de Muerte" deals with a controversial topic without falling in the mere sensationalism or sounding preachy. It is not easy to say if the script is supporting or opposing death penaulty, and this is one of its merits. The last half hour will make you devour all your fingernails, in one of the most brilliant exercises in tension.

Thanks to Vinegar Syndrome for the excellent restoration of this masterpiece. I hope more works of the underrated Jorge Grau receives the same treatment soon.
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Halloween (1978)
1/10
An Overestimated Mediocre B Movie.
8 December 2021
I really can't understand why this silly movie is considered a classic. The script is typical of B grindhouse flicks, with many plot holes and absurdities. Why Michael Myers has super powers, appearing and disappearing like a ghost when is convenient? And why he is obsessed with Laurie? How is it possible that Michael Myers runs from the mental institution driving a car??? Where he learned to drive? And to make things even more absurd, he keeps driving the same car he stole from the mental institution without being noted!!!!!!

I could forgive all this if this film was considered what it is, just another B slasher. However, for some unknown reason, "Halloween" is worshipped not only by fans of horror movies, but also by cinephiles in general! And it definitely doesn't deserve such a good status. Besides being full of nonsense situations, the film is very boring! And no one in the cast has charisma. The soundtrack isn't bad, but plays over and over to the point that becomes annoying!

If "Halloween" is so good, so what is the problem with its sequels and imitations? Let's gonna be fair!
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2/10
Boring Porn by Jess Franco
29 November 2021
In the middle of the '80s Spanish director Jess Franco directed many hardcore pornos with Lina Romay as the protagonist. I tried to watch this one, but I stopped very soon.

As usual in XXX flicks, there is no plot in this one. What we see are just a series or boring sex scenes made in a comical way. The photography is very good and it would be interesting if they had put some effort in trying to tell a story.

I gave a 2 for this film only because of the presence of Lina Romay. She was wonderful and didn't deserve to appear in things like this.
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The Occultist (1988)
3/10
Very very very very very bad!
29 November 2021
I only own this film because I am a die hard fan of Charles Band and, according to many sources, he was an uncredited executive producer here as well as in three other movies directed by Tim Kincaid. Apparently Band didn't exactly produce those movies, but mostly provided some post-production services and distribution.

The film is terrible. The title has no sense. Who was the occultist after all? A more appropiate title would be "The Bodyguard Cyborg". Nothing can be saved here. The story is ridiculous, the actings are atrocious at the level of a porn movie (that makes sense, 'cause the director was specialized in XXX gay flicks).

I don't understand why Band was interested in financing/distributing Kincaid's stuff. I have also seen "Breeders" and "Robot Holocaust" and they suffer from similar problems. "The Occultist" is the worst of them, 'cause it is all filled with scenes of mediocre dialogues, with little action or horror scenes. The only Kincaid/Band movie I didn't see yet was "Mutant Hunt", starred by Rick Gianasi, who plays the lead here too.

If you are a fan of extremely bad Z movies, you really need to check this.
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7/10
Interesting movie.
20 November 2021
This film was better than I was expecting. It is an intriguing mixture of softcore erotica and alien abduction story. The cinematography by Adolfo Bartoli is simply wonderful. The actings are decent enough and the alien character has a sinister look.

One thing I never understood is why girls never really kiss each other in lesbian scenes. I never saw a kiss between two women have the same intensity as the kisses between men and women in those softcore productions. Is it really that hard for a woman to simulate a lesbian kiss? Or does the audience appreciate the fake kisses? Not me, for sure.

Apparently, Charles Band was an uncredited executive producer in this movie, that being the main reason I watched it.
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Laserblast (1978)
10/10
Very underrated movie produced by Charles Band.
27 April 2021
I really don't understand why this film is so low in ratings.

I usually love the films produced by Charles Band and this one was no exception. A very interesting and entertaining B movie, as only Band knows how to do. If the performances leave something to be desired or the script has some holes, this is not a big problem, as this film does not pretend to be art. Nobody expects that in a B sci-fi movie there will be performances of the Robert de Niro level or that the script will be worthy of a film by Ingmar Bergman.

The objective of this film is just offer unpretentious entertainment, and, in my view, it manages to fulfill that goal.

As for the special effects, they are not inferior to what the idolized Ray Harryhousen used to do.

In short, "Laserblast" is a good film that does not deserve to be so badly rated. There are many worse films out there with very high ratings.
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Bambina (1974)
1/10
Horrendous erotic comedy which launched the very bad career of Teresa Ann Savoy.
23 April 2021
A ridiculous romance between a con man and a mentally retarded teenager who behaves like a baby! That was the idea chosen by Italian director Alberto Lattuada to launch the beautiful English Teresa Ann Savoy in the cinema. The director could not have chosen a worse idea! The plot of the film, vulgar and unconvincing, is very disturbing, contrasting with the tender and sweet beauty of Teresa. It is possible to interpret the bizarre relationship between Saverio and Clotilde almost as an apology for pedophilia! In addition, the film still features grotesque scenes involving feces and urine!

The movie was a great success at the time of its release, but today, it is almost completely forgotten. It is likely that such ostracism is due to the controversial nature of the story.

What a pity that the gorgeous and charming Teresa has debuted in the big screen in such an infamous way. And, to make things worse, she was hired to act in other bizarre productions after that!
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The Legion (2020)
1/10
Rourke didn't deserve such a horrendos film!!
3 February 2021
This is atrocious! I have watched many bad films with Rourke, but this one is in the Top 5 bad list.

80% of the film is filled with an idiot running and running through hills, forests, deserts, rivers. No horses, no Roman legion are showed in the film, probably due to the extremely low budget. The camera work is terríble and the cinematography is ugly! The few lines in the script are ridículous, to say the least!

Mickey Rourke is one of my favorite actors and It is so sad to see him wasted in things like that! His character looks more like an old female indian than a Roman general.

I think is time to retire, Mickey...
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1/10
Teresa Ann Savoy wasted as always.
27 April 2020
Miklos Jancsó is perhaps the most well-known hungarian director outside of Hungary. "A Zsarnok Szive..." is the second and last collaboration between the director and the very beautiful but underused English actress Teresa Ann Savoy (whose most "famous" role was that of Drusilla in the controversial "Caligula").

In their first collaboration, Savoy was wasted in the role of a depraved hermaphrodite in the bizarre "Vizi Private, Pubbliche Virtú" (1975).

In this second collaboration, also co-wrote by Giovanna Gagliardo, Teresa plays a queen in a medieval court, who spends most of her little screen time in a kind of trance. Fans of the actress, like me, will be disappointed to find that, despite appearing first on the cast credits, she hasn't much screen time. So sad because her beauty is incomparable. Why she never was properly used in a movie? Were film producers blind?

The plot of the film seems to be confusing, especially because I watched it in hungarian, with French subtitles. Hungarian, I don't understand anything, and French, I understand very little.

Anyway, the film is extremely boring and repetitive. Ninetto Davoli is very irritating and none of the main actors has charisma. And I really can't understand why Teresa is the first name if she had only a cameo!
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Francesco (1989)
4/10
Very boring movie.
19 November 2019
I just watched this movie because I'm a die hard fan of Mickey Rourke, but I have to say that even with Rourke in a lead role, this film is extremely boring. First of all, a handsome and sexy muscular stud isn't the best choice to play a saint, and Rourke is never convincing in his role here.

The direction of Liliana Cavani is uninspired and the movie looks like a typical made for TV religious drama.

I never thought that I would be bored by a movie where gorgeous Mickey Rourke appears nude, but Cavani got it. The monotonous soundtrack by Vangelis doesn't help at all.

If you aren't a fan of Rourke, and isn't interested in mediocre religious flicks don't check it.
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Caligula (1979)
5/10
An interesting idea that has become a colossal disaster !
29 October 2019
The idea of depicting the Roman Empire with all it's sexual excesses would be interesting as long as the film didn't have any taboo. However, this was not the case with this project, which involved many high egos in a fight for creative mastery.

First of all, the final editing made by Guccione resulted disastrous, making the film incoherent. The hardcore inserts are out of place, specialy the very long lesbian encounter between Anneka di Lorenzo and Lori Wagner.

In the sexual depertment, it's curious to note that the movie omitted many of the practices that still are taboo today, but that were common in the pagan Rome.There are just two very quick glimpse of gay sex, maybe to not shock the majoritary heterosexual audience. I think that a serious depiction of the costumes of the Ancient Rome shouldn't be limited by the taboos present in our society. Being produced by Penthouse Magazine, it's not surprising that the producer have made the film to its readers!

Teresa Ann Savoy is very badly dubbed (they should have called her to dub herself). The respectable actors don't get involved in anything sexually explicit, what is a shame, considering that the film sets out to be a mixture of porno and art. How can the depraved emperor not be showed in any explicit scene? All scenes where he is having sex are softcore, obviously because respected actors like Malcolm MsDowell and helen Mirren never would accept to do nothing explicit. These people of cinema are very hypocritical.

Anneka di Lorenzo had her career attempt aborted by her XXX scenes in this film and ended up having a tragical and mysterious death in 2011. She was very beautiful and had potential to be a real actress.
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1/10
No horror at all, just porn!
18 October 2019
This film is just an early obscure gay-themed XXX flick with no artistic value. Basically is about the character of Jim Cassidy having sexual enconters with other men for payment. There is a black man who is seen playing drum, supposedly in a voodoo ritual to catch the attention of Cassidy, but this element is not sufficient to make this a horror/porn film.

Technically, the film is extremely poorly made, what is not surprise, considering it is an adult flick made in 1971.

Jim Cassidy, who appeared in many straight porn under the name Rick Cassidy, was a hot hunk with a beautiful face. Maybe he deserved a career in regular cinema.
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Innocenza (1986)
Teresa Ann Savoy isn't in this film!
18 October 2019
I didn't wach this film but I'm 100% sure Teresa Ann Savoy isn't in it. I consulted many biographies about her and read a interview in which she discusses all his movies and no metion to this film was made. Some time ago other titles were mistakenly included in her filmography here, but they were removed later. The same must be made with this "Innocenza."
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1/10
Teresa Ann Savoy deserved something much better than this!
18 October 2019
I'm a big fan of the beautiful Teresa Ann Savoy and expected this film to be a good one, especially because she is the second name in the opening credits, which lead me to think she would have much more screen time. But my expectations were frustrated when I finally watch the movie in a very crapped VHS transfer.

The plot is very silly, with a sick boy called Luca (Karl Zinny) being disputed by two women (Savoy and Stefania Sandrelli) during the Republic of Saló period. Luca doesn't have a good relationship with his parents and wants to make a revolution. All this is presented in a very unconvincing way. The plot was based in a book by celebrated author Alberto Moravia, but I think that the book must be better than this adaptation to the big screen.

In the cast, there are some respected names like Mario Ardoff, Marie-Jose Nat, Jacques Perrin and Nanny Loy. The soundtrack by Ennio Morricone is beautiful and the cinematography by Dante Spinotti and Paolo Tassara is effective, but all these elements aren't sufficient to make this a great film. The main problem is the weak screenplay.

What is more frustrating is to see the gorgeous Teresa Ann Savoy in a mere supporting role! With such a beauty, she deserved to be the protagonist in prestigious films. Unfortunately, she had a very poor filmography, having appearing in some bizarre movies in the 70s and being relegated to supporting roles in obscure films in the 80s. What a shame!
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1/10
This is an amateur film.
15 October 2019
I only checked this movie to see the beautiful Teresa Ann Savoy, but it turned out to be a big disappointment. First of all, Teresa appears in very few scenes, not convincing as a terrorist hunting out a former colleague. The movie is terribly poorly made, with the worst editing work that I ever saw. Allegedly it was direceted by Ferruccio Castronuovo, who only gets billed here as assistant director. Giuseppe Schito was a poet who didn't understand anything about cinema. The plot of the film is pretentious, but the result is childish ingenuity. It's a shame Teresa Ann Savoy had such a mediocre career. She had potential to be a big star.
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