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Dune (2021)
Get some earbuds and turn on subtitles
Worst and most exaggerated, loud, over volumed, terribly high pitched, squealing pure nonsense soundtrack I've ever heard. Movie is an overall mashup of Star Wars game of thrones brave heart etc.
Orphan (2009)
Extremely unlikely actions
None of what was done by the characters in this movie is something a normal, rational, logical person would do. If this is what an American would do in similar situations... I'm surprised the nation isn't extinct.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
But are you sure?!?!?!
If you are into retorical questions which take up 99% of the movie, go for it.
3 hours of:
I want the black mask - you want the black mask?
I'll give you 50$ more - you'll pay 50$ more?
I had an amazing time - you had an amazing time?
I am a doctor - you are a doctor?
You love another woman - I love another woman?
Absolute rubbish.
Children of Men (2006)
Useless
Nothing really happens... if you are looking to waste a few hours of your life and watch people come down stairs for 40 minutes go ahead.
Cruella (2021)
Very underrated
Amazing movie. Finally something good.
A lot of stupid movies this year but this one takes the cake.
Suspense and plot twists are present throughout every minute of this film.
Last Call (2021)
Biggest piece of s**t I've ever watched
Seriously I've never seen a more pointless movie.
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Revolution X: The Movie (2018)
It's like watching an hour long add
Falcon cigarettes, corset cigarettes, vivacom internet, vivacom tv and lots more
If you like the adds in YouTube etc this is the movie for you.