Poll: "Jesus Christ" Quotes

Results of 257 votes:

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   Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise, and Mykelti Williamson in Forrest Gump (1994)

    

   Lieutenant Daniel Taylor : Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Forrest Gump : I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
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   Chris Pratt in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    

   Dr. Stephen Strange : Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve? Peter Quill : Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
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   Sean Connery and Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

    

   Indiana Jones : Two selfless martyrs. Jesus Christ. [Henry slaps Indy] Professor Henry Jones : That's for blasphemy!
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   Paul Newman in Slap Shot (1977)

    

   Reggie Dunlop : But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place? Ned Braden : Is the answer Jesus?
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   George Clooney and Sam Rockwell in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

    

   Jim Byrd : You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
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   Chris Evans and Mckenna Grace in Gifted (2017)

    

   Mary Adler : What about Jesus? Frank Adler : Love that guy. Do what he says. Mary Adler : But, is he God? Frank Adler : I don't know. I have an opinion. But that's my opinion and I could be wrong. So …
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   Woody Allen in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

    

   Mickey's Father : And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ? Mickey : I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.
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   Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz in Constantine (2005)

    

   John Constantine: Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a cross. He was killed by a soldier's spear. Angela Dodson: The Spear of Destiny. I'm a Catholic, John. I know the Crucifixion story.
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   Kevork Malikyan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

    

   Kazim : [to Indy] Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?
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    Greta Gerwig in Mistress America (2015)

     

    Brooke : It's weird that someone that studies rocks is really into Jesus.
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    Alex Jennings in The Lady in the Van (2015)

     

    Jehovah's Witnesses : [at the front door] Good afternoon. Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house? Alan Bennett : No. Try the van...
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    Isaac Hayes in Once Upon a Time... When We Were Colored (1995)

     

    Preacher Hurn : If you call Jesus, his line is never busy.
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    John Cameron Mitchell and Michael Pitt in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)

     

    Tommy : Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour? Hedwig : No, but I... I love his work.
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    Kevin and Jack

     

    Kevin : [On who inspired him to be a wood worker] I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?
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    Tim Blaney and Michael McKean in Short Circuit 2 (1988)

     

    Fred : [burning himself with a soldering iron] Jesus! Johnny Five : Christ, lived from 1 to 33 AD.
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    Gary Oldman in Hannibal (2001)

     

    Mason Verger : I have immunity from the Justice Department, and I have immunity from the Risen Jesus.
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    Clint Eastwood in True Crime (1999)

     

    Steve Everett : Mister Beachum... Frankly I don't give a rat's ass about Jesus Christ and I don't care about justice in this world, or the next.
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    #8

     

    [Nick Styles approaches a car driver that almost ran him down, and suddenly sees it's Blake] Nick Styles: Jesus Christ. Blake: Almost
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    Adam Baldwin and Charlie Barnett in D.C. Cab (1983)

     

    Tyrone : My father came back from the Korean War with his brains so scrambled, he thought he was Jesus! They put him in a nuthouse for five years, when he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no mor…
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    Susan Sarandon, Nesbitt Blaisdell, and Barton Heyman in Dead Man Walking (1995)

     

    Clyde Percy : How can you stand next to him? Sister Helen Prejean : Mr. Percy, I'm just trying to follow the example of Jesus, who said that a person is not as bad as his worst deed. Clyde Percy : Thi…
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    Dennis Quaid in Great Balls of Fire! (1989)

     

    Jimmy Swaggart : Thank you Jesus! Jerry Lee Lewis : Well don't thank Jesus, thank Jerry Lee Lewis.
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    Tracy Morgan in First Sunday (2008)

     

    LeeJohn: The white Jesus keeps starin at me!
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    Denzel Washington and Ray Allen in He Got Game (1998)

     

    Jesus Shuttlesworth : I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway? Jake Shuttlesworth : It's biblical.
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    Kathy Bates, Colin Farrell, and Gabriel Macht in American Outlaws (2001)

     

    Frank : Well, she's still talking to Jesus. Jesse James : You know what worries me? That Jesus is talkin' back!
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    John Leguizamo and Wesley Snipes in The Fan (1996)

     

    [Manny tries to make Bobby feel better about his new number 33] Manny : Look, Jesus Christ was 33 when he died. People are still talking about him. Bobby Rayburn : Jesus Christ? Give me my damn numbe…
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    Kurtwood Smith, Wren T. Brown, Dale Dye, Andy Romano, and Ping Wu in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

     

    Admiral Bates : Who the hell is that? Gen. Cooper : Jesus Christ! Travis Dane : Uh, not quite, General Cooper. Although, I have sort of risen from the dead! No, it's just your old friend Travis Dane. …
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    Paul Newman in Blaze (1989)

     

    Earl Long : The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.
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    George Kennedy, Chuck Norris, William Wallace, and Jerry Weinstock in The Delta Force (1986)

     

    Abdul : I did not call you. Father O'Malley : You called for all the Jews. I'm Jewish, just like Jesus Christ. You take one, you gotta take us all.
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    Richard Pryor, Teresa Ganzel, and Scott Schwartz in The Toy (1982)

     

    Jack Brown : Angela! Jesus H. Christ! Eric Bates : Is that her full name?
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    Mark McKinney in Superstar (1999)

     

    [Communion] Father Ritley : Body of Christ. Evian Graham : Are these non-fat?
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    Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen in The War at Home (1996)

     

    Jeremy Collier : Look, it's not that I'm asking for the car... Bob Collier : Hm? Jeremy Collier : But you know Jesus didn't have a job. Bob Collier : That's right. He didn't have a car either, and he …
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    Mary-Louise Parker in Saved! (2004)

     

    Lillian : I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
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    Tom Hanks in Charlie Wilson's War (2007)

     

    Charlie Wilson : I love Jesus Christ and his mother Mary as much as anybody. About 38 churches you could move that creche to, everybody lives.
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    Philippe Noiret in Clean Slate (1981)

     

    Lucien Cordier : I'm not a policeman, George. I'm Jesus Christ in person, sent here with a load of crosses, each bigger than the next.
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    Chevy Chase in Oh Heavenly Dog (1980)

     

    Pelican Man : [takes a fish out of his mouth] I used to be a pelican, what were you? Browning : [disgruntled] Jesus Christ! Pelican Man : [in awe] Really?