Songland (I) (2019–2020)
1/10
Yaaaawwn
5 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
****Possible spoilers***** Total borefest! Only watching paint dry could be more painful. I don't know, maybe I'm jaded after having been married to a guy in a band, and still feeling the long hours spent waiting while they collab and put together a song. Over and over and over and ove.... again. Maybe this show is lacking excitement for anyone but those personally tied up in the outcomes. It just starts to grate when they keep singing the same tune again and again, but this time with a (WOW!) different pace or with a (EXCITING!) word change. Or maybe it's just very very boring because the pace is slo____w. There's no real emotional reward because we never feel much for the contestants, some are already pretty well off with their own recording studios no less. I guess I like it when it's some poor kid tryin to catch a break at all. And we know the pop stars gonna choose someone at the end, so we never feel like anything can go sideways, like the stars going to up and storm out in disgust. It's not that kind of show yet it's still Hollywood'ed up with a phoney veneer. Where you know everythings been edited out of portraying anything real and all done up to perfection level fakery. This could be more entertaining considering I've witnessed inked and pierced up hardcore rockers throw diva tantrums during the creative process that would put to utter shame all of the "explosive scene" outtakes from any given Rich Bored Cosmetically Deformed Housewives and Only Here So I Can Be On 1 Good Morning America & 1 Cover Of People Magazine fake marriage shows that I've been subjected to over the years. But as of now it's on later in the evening and I started to fall asleep both times I gave it a chance. Atleast the trash shows like American Idol and The Voice were partly entertaining because of dramatics, and funny thanks to the those who came on and made a fool of themselves. Plus they both had the whole Simon Cowell type judges with the "you're horrible" type nonsense. The only time I used to watch either of those shows was for the auditions, and only for all the above mentioned. This has none of that, and in fact is the total opposite with politeness and decorum. Save for laughing at people for their singing/songs, which I personally don't enjoy unlike my ex, this is not fun or entertaining. Can I add this is an Adam Levine project and from what I can gather "explains everything".
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