GetTheNak Review of The Wedding Pact

The Wedding Pact (2014)

This review may sound evil, but sometimes the truth is evil.

[1/10 · 17 January 2020]

I'm a movie junkie, and I'd rather watch a movie of people watching paint dry than do the dishes or walk my dog, oh yeah, I have son I forget to feed when Gilligan's Island is on. In order to watch a movie that no one else will watch including the producers, actors and editors that make the movie, I require only one pathetic quality out of three. If the story/directing sucks and the acting/dialogue sucks, but the actors are good looking, I'll make it through the movie (nudity helps). If the story/directing sucks, the actors are ugly but the acting/dialog is good (nudity optional), I'll make it through the movie. If the story is good, but the acting/dialog sucks and the actors are ugly (nudity optional), i'll make it through the movie. Unfortunately this movie lacks all three of a single requirements to make it through even half the movie. The story/directing sucks, the acting/dialog sucks, (big time) and every single actor (male and female) are ugly (nudity would only make it much much worse). The only reason I made it 20 minutes through the movie is because I was writing this review while it was playing in the back ground. I realize suicide is a serious problem in this country and anyone considering suicide should seek professional counsel. I only hope everyone involved in this movie especially the actors, do not seek professional counsel, and take the leap, off the nearest high rise.